My daughter had an assignment for school the other day where we had to come up with a list of 100 things for her first 100 days of school. Well, my daughter, like her father, loves to make people laugh with as many different tricks and jokes so she suggested 100 funny knock knock jokes for kids. So, we tried to come up with as many as we could on our own, (I think we did pretty well) and also looked online for a few more. Here are the 100 that made us laugh out loud.
100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Food Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?
(repeat a few more times)
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
4. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut! Doughnut Who? Doughnut ask it’s a secret! Geesh
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
7. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive right across the street.
9. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Pea. Pea Who? Pea who! what stinks so bad!
10. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Peas. Peas Who? Peas tell me more knock-knock jokes.
11. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wok. Wok Who? I wok all the way here and you won’t open the door.
12. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Quiche. Quiche Who? How a bout a hug and quiche.
13. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe Who? You cantaloupe anyone, you’re too young to get married.
Geography Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!
2. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica me crazy. Open the door!
3. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya come out and play? I’m thirsty.
4. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you would open up the door.
5. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Norway. Norway who? Norway I am leaving so open up.
6. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tokyo. Tokyo who? What Tokyo so long to open the door.
People Knock Knock Jokes for kids
1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d visit!
2. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will you let me in? I keep Knocking.
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
4. Knock, knock Who’s There? Anita Anita who? Anita to borrow some sugar!
5. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell’s going to work so I don’t have to knock anymore
6. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex the questions around here!
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock!
8. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Philip Philip who? Philip up my glass please, I’m thirsty!
9. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way; I’m coming in!
10. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked. Open up
11. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Eddy. Eddy Who? Eddy body home
12. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Oliver. Oliver Who? Oliver doors are locked. Let me in!
13. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne Who? Wayne Drops are falling on my head.
14. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Watson. Watson who? Watson T.V. I am bored.
15. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mickey. Mickey who? Mickey won’t work. Open up!
16. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Manny. Manny who? How Manny knock knock jokes do you want to here.
17. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Shelby. Shelby who? Shelby comin’ around the mountain when she comes.
18. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby stung me. Ouch!
19. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cher. Cher who? I Cher my secret if you open up the door.
20. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wallace. Wallace Who? Wallace discuss why you don’t have a doorbell. It’s the 21st century!
21. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans up you’re under arrest.
22. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood Who? Sherwood like you to open the door.
23. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Stan. Stan who? Stan Back! I’m coming in
24. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Bruce. Bruce Who? Ill Bruce my knuckles if I keep knocking!
25. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luca. Luca who? Take a Luca through the peephole and you’ll know who it is.
26. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Vanessa. Vanessa Who? Vanessa foor going to open up.
A Bunch More Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? Don’t you know who you are?
3. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use, I’ll never run out of knock-knock jokes.
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No, I prefer google.
5. knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you look exhausted!
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to open the door?
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but do you have any almonds?
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
11.Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.
12. Knock, knock Who’s There? Barbie? Barbie Who? Barbie Q Chicken!
13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Car go. Car go who? Car go BEEP BEEP!
14. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Bless. Bless who? Thanks, but I didn’t sneeze.
15. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo cold, open up it’s freezing.
17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! Open up!
The British version of the same joke.
19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes Sean Connery?
20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, Cow’s go moo silly!
21. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio or not, here I come.
22. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell Who? W-H-O that was easy.
23. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Gladiator. Gladiator who? Gladiator (Glad-he-ate-her) and not me!
24.Knock Knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, please let me in!
25. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Weirdo. Weirdo Who? Weirdo you think you are going?
26. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I Mustache you a question. Let me in.
27. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel have to let me in soon.
28. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Pasture. Pasture who? It’s Pasture bedtime mister.
29. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Howl. Howl Who? Howl about you open up this door.
30. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? There was Nobel so I had to knock.
31. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between me and you. Open up!
32. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Summer. Summer Who? Summer of these jokes are funny and some are not.
33. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Hike. Hiku who? I didn’t know you liked poetry. (Haiku, get it….Ha!)
34. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Funnel. Funnel who? The funnel start as soon as I come in.
35. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Acid. Acid who? Acid I would stop by.
36. Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police Who? Police stop telling all these knock-knock jokes.
That’s it, you made it through a whole lot of knock knock jokes for kids.
Give yourself a pat on the back.
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